Better than I remember

WOLLINDER (wollinder)
hey guys… I forgot where to find the master plan, can someone help?

APPLESAUCEYUM (applesauceYUM)
stupid NOOB We dont get access to that!

THERESAHOLEINTHESKY (TheresAHoleInTheSky)
Yeah, only the head honcho can access the master plan right now. He’ll tell us novices what to do when the time is right…

OMGIKILLEDKENNY (OMGIKilledKenny)
couldnt we access it once upon a time?? lik with a clue

PROXINNO2 (ProxinNo2)
we used to be able to see it at /master_plan/ but then we got a couple more members and Rorzehnk locked it for himself only and (he says) “anyone smart enough to get into it”. he gave the following so ppl could guess, but i dont think anyone has…

String phrase = ????????????;
// encircles the place where
// one can freely speak
// their mind

public String getPwd(String phrase) {
String pwd = "";

  for (int i = 0; i < phrase.length(); i += 11) {
     char temp = phrase.charAt(i);
     if (isAVowelOrSpace(temp))
        pwd += phrase.charAt(i + 1);
     else
        pwd += temp;
  }   

  return pwd;

}

again, tho, unless you figure it out… only rorzehnk can access it

THERESAHOLEINTHESKY
Man, what is that stuff? Looks like BASIC or something.

APPLESAUCEYUM
wat is BASIC

RORZEHNK (rorzehnk)
WOLLINDER. HOW DARE YOU.

OMGIKILLEDKENNY
er wat did he do????????

RORZEHNK
Someone has stolen the master plan. Deleted our only copy of it. All there is now is a single piece of it left. I can only assume it was wollinder who did it.

THERESAHOLEINTHESKY
Busteeeeeeed…

PROXINNO2
….. dude if I had known he was gonna do that… wollinder, where are you? what happened? did you do this?

OMGIKILLEDKENNY
OMG KICK HIM OUT HE”S A TRAITOR!!!!!!!

RORZEHNK
I intend to if he does not come back and explain himself immediately.

WOLLINDER
OMG GUYS I”M SO SORRY that person who posted the first post is not even me!! someone hacked my account and posted as me, i think they were trying to get the plans and they pretended they were me to get the info >_< Im so sorry!!

PROXINNO2
….. nice. now what?

RORZEHNK
wollinder… I suggest you fix this. Immediately. If you do not, there will be Dire Consequences.

WOLLINDER
shit

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